Vincente22's Eyeballs

Vincente22's Eyeballs are delicious.

Description
They are the most beautiful brown orbs on the planet and have been spoken of in hushed and reverent and rambling tones by philosophers, The Sweetest Baker Ever, and most lengthily of all, Annie Cat. They are rare and can only be found by finding Vincente22 and staring at him until he runs away in terror and confusion.

Upon first glance one might immediately assume that they are just pretty, but further encounters and closer inspection, their true gorgeousness is revealed. They’re really warm and deep and have this real special little sparkle to them when the owner is roaring at a joke or smiling because they get all crinkly at the corner and they're just so sweet. Upon first glance they appear simply pretty and brown, but they are actually a stunning hazel/green color with mahogany edges, full of softness, dreaminess, a sparkle of mischief, incredible depth and a hint sadness and forlorn vulnerability. All in all, beautifully complex, like their owner, and the window to a soul beautiful beyond comprehension.

They are also edged with beautiful dark eyelashes that are NOT girly, despite what their owner might tell you. They can also be described as like the eyes of a puppy- big, brown, sweet, playful and dreamy, and sometimes lost and lonely. Sometimes they get crinkly at the corners, like when the owner is smiling, and become full of sparkle and mirth. Other times, they're wide, soulful and overwhelming, like when Annie Cat is leaving the meetup. If you're not careful, you can lose yourself in their sweet and beautiful chocolate depths and become quite incoherent if attempting to talk to their owner at the same time. They are the sweetest eyes known to man, banana or cat. (Note: Infowars will try to tell you otherwise. Do not believe them.)