Annie Cat

Annie Cat is a founding member of the MacGyverTrekSpiderSquadMachine.

Bio
She dabbles in ukulele, film and making a mess of things. She is also a twink! She has gotten high on life twice now!

The Wonderful Life of Annie Cat
2002 2004 2009 2011 2013 2014
 * Annie Cat is brought into this world.
 * Annie becomes Batty for a year
 * Annie, now known as "Baby", kills her brother in a basketball game, after she dunks on him.
 * In an outing to a local grocery store, Annie’s older (late) brother temporarily becomes her father,
 * Annie learns how to use email, and falls pregnant to an alley cat
 * Annie, who has taken on the title of “Annie Cat”, becomes a THOR fangirl
 * Annie watches Thomas the Tank Engine videos online

2015
 * Annie starts the Furry religion
 * Annie, now 13, is still playing with toy trains


 * Annie is rejected by two other hiveminds, before determining the right one and making her first move

2016
 * ANNIE IS NOW A CRACKHEAD (without knowing)
 * Annie temporarily becomes Elsa the snow queen

2017
 * Annie finds a new shell to hide under, transforming into a fox-like fairy by night, reusing her old fursuit
 * Annie discovers a man with a large wooden train collection, declaring him dreamy

2018
 * Tom Holland, Annie’s future husband, becomes Spider-Man
 * Annie is kidnapped by a group of strange men, who take her to rural Pennsylvania

2019 2020
 * Annie sheds her exoskeleton, also known as a “fursuit”
 * Annie becomes the Dancing Queen
 * Annie joins a cult known as “The MacGyver Trek Spider Squad”
 * Once again, Annie is kidnapped by a much larger group of men, this time taking her to a sweaty gym where she dons a curtain
 * Annie gets high for the first time, discovers a deep resentment for bugs
 * Annie bakes banana bread (dubbed Banannie Bread by many) for a man named Matt Michaud
 * Annie falls ill, presumably with the bubonic plague, and leaves Twitter
 * Annie watches some young whippersnappers making love on a basketball court, while she innocently plays basketball only feet away.
 * Annie seeks out and discovers her true destiny as a playing card. Show Yourself!
 * Annie is attacked by a stack of paperwork but lives to tell the tale and survives with minimal traumatic injuries.