Ms. Smith

Ms. Smith is The Sweetest Baker Ever's Spanish teacher and a disciple of Fabio, Pottery Barn and PBS. She is a fan of the movie Bend It Like Beckham.

Famous Quotes

 * "We have bigger, tastier, fish to fry"
 * "Confession is good for the soul"
 * "I love shopping at Pottery Barn"
 * "FABIOOOO! What a hot chihuahua!"
 * *opera noises*
 * "Teaching makes me need rum"
 * "You can never be too smart to watch 60 Minutes"
 * "I will cancel Christmas"
 * "Don't go selling your homework at Tim Horton's"
 * "Let's get whipper-snappin'-crackin'"
 * "I'm having dinner at Applebee's"
 * "My plumber is coming over and helping me hang up curtains"
 * "I ought to smack you with a kitchen sink"
 * *sees snow* "AHHHHH! AYE! I wish I were back in Jamaica!"
 * *slideshow mysteriously moves to the next slide* AHHHHH! WE HAVE TO CALL THE CHURCH!!!
 * "Darling, you have got to stop peeing"
 * "When I eat Brussels spouts, I feel like I can lift a truck"