Pasta Puttanesca

Pasta Puttanesca is the source of the gold dust- er, wormones. Some say it is the most wormonal sustenance of all time. It was discovered in 1778 by The Sweetest Baker Ever and gave him the power to give people the best hugs ever.

Trivia

 * If you puttanesca your pasta, you may be struck by the hand of God.
 * Wormones
 * Martha Stewart, a known felon and television personality, is fond of this dish.
 * Italian puttanas ate this delicious meal in between clients, earning the dish its name, according to Martha Stewart.